Ronald Koeman, Barcelona and a journey through time | Soccer
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Children of the 80s will always have a soft spot for Barcelona. That’s because, during that special decade, they were worse than useless. Every pore oozed the purest tincture of failure. A grassroots mob, they have spent the majority of the decade kicking renderers. They couldn’t listen to Diego Maradona. They touched fabric at the mere sight of Dundee United. They’ve won fewer titles than Real Sociedad and Athletic Bilbao, not to mention Real Madrid, and the one they won is mostly known these days for the Big Cup campaign that culminated in this glorious debacle. against Steaua Bucharest. My only a joke. They were so a lot of pleasure.
But then came the Dream Team, then Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Figo, then a team of Pep Guardiola so good they could afford to wear that Good-time Charlie showboating currently displayed decadently on the benches of Paris. Better teams, sure, but they haven’t sparked much joy in the prankster neutral. However, great news! Looks like those days are on their way back, and with a little bit of speed and things. The recent Grand Cup humiliations against Roma, Liverpool, Bayern Munich and Bayern Munich may have long hinted that something like this could be in the post, but the latest fiasco, in which Barca demanded a goal in added time to save a point at home against La Liga wrestlers Granada, perhaps sending the strongest signal to date.
It was more the way than anything else. After scoring a goal after 88 seconds, Ronald Koeman’s side spent the rest of the evening throwing crosses at the rate of one every two minutes, having pushed Gerard Pique and Ronald Araujo to the top to work their heavy magic. alongside former Newcastle United lender Luuk de Jong. Let it come to this for the club of Luis Suárez, Hristo Stoichkov and Luis Suárez. To be fair, the tactic made lead to Araujo’s last goal, then hats off to Koeman, the last Dutch tactical genius to preach cutting-edge philosophy at the Barcelona school. It remains to be seen whether his methods will prove to be as fundamental as those implemented by Rinus Michels, Johan Cruyff and Louis van Gaal – but if rumors linking Antonio Conte, Xavi and Andrea Pirlo with the club are something to be done, Koeman would do better. to choose lifts his legs quickly if he wants to cement his legacy. We give it a week.
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